My Life as a Shepherd

This Blog Post is a lot longer than my normal one. So sorry if you hate reading, but it was a pretty unique experience I had and so I thought I would share it with everyone.

The summer before my senior year of college I was really fortunate and went on a trip to Fiji and New Zealand. I was in New Zealand for four weeks and they were incredible. I could go on and on about it, but I am only going to focus on the final week of my trip. New Zealand has tons of sheep. When I was there they had a human population of four million, and a sheep population of thirty million. If sheep were smart, they could take over the country overnight. For one whole week, I had the good fortune of working with these creatures, and it was very interesting.

George and Mildred

George and Mildred

I grew up hearing about sheep in the Bible and being told that they were not smart animals. Nothing I heard, however, could demonstrate their stupidity as much as experiencing them first hand. Let me just say that every stereotype you have ever heard about sheep is true. They are the stupidest, most foolish, and most obnoxious animals I have ever spent time with. And you know what the great irony is? God compares us, His people, to sheep all throughout the Bible. Yeah. Not very encouraging, right?

It took me about five minutes with these wooly beasts to look up at the sky and tell God I was so sorry. They were driving me crazy, but I knew that everything they did was similar to a way I had acted around God before. It was ridiculous. The sheep were about a week or two away from having their lambs. This meant that all of the sheep I worked with were pregnant, and almost ready to give birth. We needed to prepare them for “lambing,” so every day we ventured out into the thirteen hundred acre farm with the sheep dogs and corralled some sheep into a paddock. Here we gave them vaccinations for various diseases, as well as a tasty mineral supplement. These were helpful to both the sheep and the lambs they were carrying because it would enter the lambs’ bloodstream before they were even born.

I had the joyous task of hopping in the paddock, crowded with sheep, and giving each one of them shots. Needless to say, it was very up close and personal and I learned a great deal about them in a short time. As has been said before, they are stupid. Some were pretty good about taking the shots, but most of them would freak out before I could even get close to them. They would begin to try and escape when there was nowhere to go, and instead of taking the shot, which caused a little bit of pain, they would ram (pun intended) their heads into fences, jump on top of other sheep, and do anything they could to avoid me.

In the Sheep Pin

In the Sheep Paddock

There are so many times in my life when I sense God approaching. Sometimes I know it may hurt, and so I start to panic and do anything I can to avoid Him. I run into fences and give myself much more pain than what He is bringing. And although the vaccines may be painful, they are good for me and necessary for my survival. But still, I choose to do whatever I can to escape. Unfortunately, I can’t escape God just like the sheep could not escape me. They may have resisted for a few minutes, but in the end they felt the needle. God is infinitely more resolute and powerful than I am, and when He wants to do something in your life, He will get it done.

But the sheep comparisons do not end there. In fact, I am just getting started. They were incredibly stubborn. In order to get them to change directions, I had to grab them by the face and literally turn their head around with my hand. They simply would not go somewhere unless they could see where they were headed.

This example really struck home, because I am pretty stubborn myself. When God wants me to do something, I do not want to do it unless I can see where I will end up. Sometimes I just refuse to listen, and He has to grab be by the face and turn my life back in the right direction. This is not a pleasant experience usually, and He has creative ways of turning heads.

Sheep always follow the crowd too. They would never go to the end of the paddock unless they saw some other sheep on the other side. They lived on these huge pastures where any of them could go wherever they wanted, but in every pasture there was a trail about a foot wide where the grass had been constantly walked on. Despite the size of their living space, the sheep always followed the same path and never adventured out away from it. Remember how your mom always asked, “If all your friends jumped off a cliff, would you do that too?” Well, I am fairly certain sheep would respond with a yes to this question.

You can see the Sheep Trail

You can see the Sheep Trail

It is amazing how people will do anything if they are following others. I have seen so many friends go down the same path that they know will not end well. How many wealthy people, college students, and co-workers have to die from a drug overdose before people realize that it is not a good solution to their problems? How many people need to seek after money so hard that they lose their family and never find satisfaction before we realize that money will not complete us? How many sex scandals and STD’s will be talked about on the news before we realize that sex is a great thing, but it needs to be in the proper context? And yet we, like sheep, will follow another person straight into oblivion without a second thought.

My last observation about sheep is they were truly lost without a shepherd. When the dogs would be herding them, all of the sheep would move closely together as a single pack. Occasionally, however, one would get separated from the group. Every time this happened, the sheep would make it a few steps and then stop. It would look around and be totally clueless about what to do. It stayed frozen in place until it either saw the pack of sheep again and chased after them, or a dog came back and barked it back in right direction. They were literally lost, and had no idea what to do.

What a Real Shepherd

What a Real Shepherd Looks Like

Just like sheep, when we get separated from the pack, we get totally lost. We need to be a part of the body of Christ, and we need to have other believers close by. When we wander away from God, our lives will lack direction. But there is good news, because we have such a good shepherd. No matter how far we wander, Jesus will come and find us and bring us back home to the family with celebration (see Luke 15).

So remember, you are like a sheep. I know, it is not exactly a complement, but I’m sorry, you are like a sheep. We are stubborn, foolish creatures and we follow others into oblivion. When we are on our own we can get pretty lost, and when God wants to act in our lives we are quick to fight and resist. But, like I said, we have a good shepherd. He loves us and will take care of us. He loves us so much, in fact, that he willingly gave up his life to save ours. He will not give us pain unless there is a good reason for it. He will not let us wander alone for long, and will always bring us back. We may have to be bold and go off the beaten track to follow him, but at the sound of his voice we can have peace and confidence that what we are doing can bring life, and not just any life, but life to the full (John 10:10).

Are you surprised by how sheep act? Or. has anyone else ever worked with sheep?

Hilarious News Story of the Week #2

Well everyone, I have big news.

A new world record has been created. Shouts of joy filled the Earth on March 5, because a record this monumental has not happened since Michael Phelps won his 2 millionth gold medal.

You guessed it, the largest number of people wearing Snuggies in one area is now 20,000!!!!!

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That’s right, the beloved blanket with sleeves has made it to the big leagues. It is no longer just a comfort for people who are sitting on their couch at home, it can be taken anywhere! Like the Cleveland Caveliers game this past weekend, where a huge crowd of over 20,000 celebrated their love for basketball by all wearing snuggies together. You can see the full story here: ESPN.

Rumors are circulating that LeBron James will drop all of his current endorsements and focus on the Snuggie, but no one knows for sure yet.

So, be honest, who out there has a snuggie? I do!

Commercial Making Dynasties #1

Commercials on television are a wonderful thing. Well, not really. Most of the time they are annoying. But every once and a while, there is a commercial that is really funny and worth watching. Now, most companies have produced a “one hit wonder” with their commercials. The “One” was really funny, but the rest of their commercials were lame.

There are a few companies, however, who have had consistently funny commercials for several years. I have decided to call these companies “Commercial Making Dynasties.” I would like to spotlight the first of these companies today, and it is none other than Old Spice.

Whoever is in charge of their commercials is a genius. Their view of who men are may be a little (or a lot) over the top, and I’m not sure using any kind of body wash is manly, but the videos are still hilarious. And I love the whistle at the end. It has become synonymous with Old Spice for me. Here are 3 videos from the past few years that highlight their genius.

Commercial Number one is the Old Spice Swagger commercial with Brian Urlacher. This group of commercials started my appreciation of Old Spice Commercial.

Here is number two, probably the most over the top of all the Old Spice videos.

And number three, the newest one and the commercial that made me say, “Old Spice has become a Commercial Making Dynasty.”

What do you think? Is Old Spice a good commercial making dynasty? Or are there other companies that you think do a better job? Comment with your thoughts!

Back in Chicago

Well my second trip to Chicago in the past 5 months has been successful so far. Lots of Deep Dish Pizza, cold weather, and the Simply Youth Ministry Conference. It’s been fun hanging out with some of the guys on our staff team and learning some cool things. Here are a couple cool resources I want to share:

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The first is a book by Les Christie called “Awaken Your Creativity.” I went to a seminar taught by this guy and really liked it. He’s very experienced in youth ministry (over 40 years) but still very young at heart and has fun with everything. He talked about how when we were younger (Kindergarten, for instance) we were willing and believed we could do anything. Now that we’re older, however, we say no to so many things because we are afraid of failing or because we’ve been told not to for no good reason. Being bold and willing to think outside of the box and being OK with failure will lead to much more open creativity. Apparently Edison tried 9,000 different filaments before he found one that works for the lightbulb.
You can see it on Amazon here: Awaken Your Creativity.

The second is a really cool and helpful video about lighting in video. You can do it for less than $100 and it looks very professional. Helpful for understanding the 3 points of lighting. Check it out here: DIY Lighting

Anyway, it’s been pretty fun so far. If anyone else has some cool resources about this stuff, holler!

My Life as a 6 year Old

Here is a video of myself as a 6 year old. It’s fairly embarrassing. Not so much because of the way I acted when I was 6, but because of how little has changed. The good news is, I have proof of my love for the Hawks that has been around for much longer than most who have jumped on the bandwagon this year. Not that I have anything against that bandwagon, because the Hawks deserve one.
There is a pretty good chance you will just find this annoying, but you may just get a laugh.

Does anyone have any hilarious family memories they would like to share?

Goals for 2010 Blog

Even though it is February, I have just decided on some goals for my blog for this year. Sure, it’s a little late for New Year’s Resolutions, but I don’t care. I do what I want. My half birthday was last Tuesday if you need an occasion for re-evaluations.

Anyway, here they are…

1) To make 200 posts.

2) To have 50 subscribers. Right now there are 5, and I love them. If you would like to subscribe, click that funny looking orange button in the top right corner. Or click here.

3) To have 400 comments that are not spam. This means I need at least 2 comments per blog post. On average of course.
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4) To be mentioned in Tyler Stanton’s Blog. He’s hilarious (and the reason I am making this post).

5) To create a video that has 50,000 views on youtube. My current best is The Beak-up with just under 7,000 (may be over 7,000 by the time you read this). I made it 2 years ago and the quality is terrible, but it seems to be sort of popular.

6) To make people laugh and think more than last year.

If you have any suggestions for how I can improve, please comment!

Winter Olympics

The Winter Olympics are upon us. A time where world class athletes fly down mountains at speeds of 90 mph, jump 50 feet into the sky to perform tricks, and use a broom to sweep the ice in front of a granite stone as it moves towards a circle. While curling may be the most unathleticly challenging sport in history, it is still fun to make fun of.

What’s crazy about the Olympics is how people devout their entire lives to training for one event, an event that may not last longer than 10 seconds. Some athletes, such as the hockey players, get a little more playing time, but most Olympic events do not last longer than a day. They go through months and years of training, eating well, painful falls, and mental determination all for one day.

Vancouver Olympics Snowboarding Shaun White is the most exciting part of the Olympics to me. And I know he has taken a painful fall or two.Or two million.

I laugh every time an announcer talks about how an Olympic athlete has “really fought and worked hard to get here.” Well, duh, I don’t think anyone in the world could just waltz up to an Olympic event and be able to compete in the Olympics, even if the said event is Curling.

curling I know, you may need a break from reading this blog because of the intensity of this picture of Curling

The apostle Paul, a Gold Medalist when it comes to bringing the Kingdom, had this to say in 1 Corinthians 9:
“24Do you not know that in a race all the runners run, but only one gets the prize? Run in such a way as to get the prize.

25Everyone who competes in the games goes into strict training. They do it to get a crown that will not last; but we do it to get a crown that will last forever. 26Therefore I do not run like a man running aimlessly; I do not fight like a man beating the air. 27No, I beat my body and make it my slave so that after I have preached to others, I myself will not be disqualified for the prize.”

Interestingly, Corinth was the home of the bi-annual Isthmian Games. This, behind the Olympics in Athens, was the second biggest athletic competition of the Ancient World. Paul knew the Corinthians would be able to relate to the way athletes train for competition, and as modern Americans we can relate just as well.

We tend to think that everything should have a quick fix. A microwave can fix our food in less than a minute, we can google search anything we need to know in 2 seconds, and cliff notes gets countless college students through school every year. Unfortunately, the things that really matter in life don’t usually have a quick fix. There is no magic pill to repair a marriage, there is no machine or buttons you can press to commune with God, and getting in shape cannot happen over night.

Olympians train so hard and work for years for an event that will only last a few minutes. How much more, than, should we work on our relationship with God, which will last an eternity! How much more should we pursue the souls of other people, so that they can join with us in eternal celebration. This deep relationship with God does not happen overnight. There are times when the training and the falls can get so hard you want to quit, but remember the prize you are pursuing and fighting for will be worth so much more than the pain you may be experiencing now.

Seek after God. Seek after Him with persistence, seek after Him with determination, and seek after Him with all your Heart. If you do, your reward will be far greater than a gold medal.

Hilarious News Story of the Week #1

So there was a really funny event yesterday in the news and it makes me want to blog about funny news stories every week. We’ll see if it happens.
Yesterday, a zebra escaped from the Circus and ran loose on 85 in downtown Atlanta. Fortunately, Atlanta does not have bad traffic so it wasn’t an issue. Oh, wait, Atlanta has some of the worst traffic in the world.
This are the two best videos I could find. You can see the traffic in the second video:

Could this spawn a sequel to Racing Stripes? Let’s hope not.
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A Valentine’s Story

True Romance is rare in this world, and this video captures it like never before. I think this is one of the highest quality and funniest videos we have yet made. Hope you enjoy it!

Snow Day!

Morgan and I celebrated the snow today by making a monster snowman. It was pretty fun. She even threw a snowball at me while filming. Check out the footage here: